I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

Sometimes I feel like, in my everlasting search for Something New on the wondrous world wide web, I'm really just looking for reasons to shake my head at humanity and reassure myself that I am far, far above these hideous creatures who don't learn, know nothing of importance, torture, maim and kill. Half the time that's exactly what I find. The other half consists mostly of porn and videos of cats.