I feel so privileged, yet so sad, to have lived long enough to see this happen.

Someone has taken it upon themselves to create a Simpsons porn parody. To be quite honest, this looks pretty reminiscent of an episode of Jersey Shore - the Simpsons are yellow, not orange, but apparently Snooki is better than jaundice.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Nothin' at ALL!

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

Sometimes I feel like, in my everlasting search for Something New on the wondrous world wide web, I'm really just looking for reasons to shake my head at humanity and reassure myself that I am far, far above these hideous creatures who don't learn, know nothing of importance, torture, maim and kill. Half the time that's exactly what I find. The other half consists mostly of porn and videos of cats.